10 THINGS BITCHES MUST KNOW – CRAZY WHITE BITCHES

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Some people don’t need an introduction, and the self proclaimed Crazy White Bitches, are just those kind of people. Between running an online store, keeping people relevant and living their best lives they get shit done, but here are a few thing you didn’t know about them…
[heading style=”1″]10 things BMK about CRAZY WHITE BITCHES[/heading]

1. Isa and Fani only met because Fani was in love with Isa’s brother and harassed her for information on him (like followed her around harassing her). Fani and Isa then briefly tried to date in the year 2007 but realized it wouldn’t work since they just wanted each other’s brothers

2. Isa used to be in the circus. She is a retired trapeze artist who spent her gap year performing in the Mediterranean

3. The year 2012 changed Isa and Fani forever when they discovered their obsession for Justin Bieber. They will be watching him on May 8th and plan to camp out for the week prior to ensure seeing him up close and personal. Any person with information on his whereabouts and the possibility of meeting him will be forever loved. Never say never.

4. Although everyone probably sees them as overly excited teenage girls with a 90s obsession, Isa is actually studying her Honours in Immunology and Infectious diseases and hoping to enter a med school graduate programme next year and Fani is in her fourth year of studying, well on her way to becoming a Criminal Psychologist. i.e these bitches are old. They just chose to act 16.

5. Fani has a secret but very real online relationship with Dev Hynes from Blood Orange.

6. Isa’s mom hates that they are called Crazy White Bitches as she still lives in the 18th century when bitches meant female dogs on heat. She literally thinks they named themselves after female dogs on heat, i.e slutty girls (her terms)

7. Fani’s dad is SUGAR(Steve) from searching for Sugarman. He literally brought Rodriguez back to the dead. And is now an Oscar-nominated “actor”. We are very proud of him.

8. We have matching tattoos somewhere hidden on our bodies, but being the naked slutz we are, just ask and we’ll gladly show you anytime! What the “FF” in the heart stands for, you will never know!

9. Us and a girl named Jessica Lange once formed a “girl punk” band in high school, called The Purple. We had one song and Fani wrote it about a boy in a funk band who break her 16-yr old heart. It was terrible.

10. We once dressed up as maids and went to Kimberly Hotel, where we spent the entire night drinking and sweeping the floor with the brooms we had brought from home. Fani actually hooked up that night. Another night Fani cut her hair and Isa glued it to her face as a moutsache and unibrow and went to EVOL. She too hooked up that night.

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