10 THINGS BITCHES DON’T KNOW ABOUT SMITH AND ABRAHAMS

Smith and Abraham General Dealers and Outfitters in Woodstock is well known as the home of 2bop and many other fine brands. It boast an awesomely curated selection of magazines and many other dope accessories, to go with their fresh selection of street wear. They are the leaders inĀ  the local retail game.
But here are 10 things you didn’t already know about Smith and Abrahams…

1. Smith used to walk for kilometers at a time in search of new arcade games a corner stores in the windy streets of the pe as a laaightie

2. Abrahams used to be a punk band called The Electric Fuck Pirates and used to kiss boys on the lips and hit them in the face after.

3. Smith used to sing in the choir although there is no longer any material evidence of this (except in the shower, he sounds like rockwell in the shower

4. Abrahams is the President of Turbojugend Kaapschtad ang he’s subjects call him Counsabel Von Trucklov

5. Smith enjoys the outdoors and long walks on the beach

6. Abrahams once ate a friends vomit from the ground as a dare to get into a Drum n Bass party in the early 2000’s

7 Smith loathes the way Abrahams pushes mongo

8. Abrahams hates it when Smith goes on his reggae binges. One can only listen to so much Peter Tosh!!! Hippie!

9. Smith doesn’t know how to Jazz dance ( the shame)

10. Abrahams has an adopted child called Montle Moorosi from a brief yet turbulent gay marriage to Andy Davis from Mahala.

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1 Comment

  • Reply April 19, 2013

    love you

    Rad blog. Rad store. Rad people. I love you guys, really I do, but for the love of god can you just get someone to read over the shit before you hit post? That second sentance makes absolutely no sense. Come on man. You can do better. You deserve better and so do S&A. Especially after Toyah de whatevs and Legit jacked their design. Kak move. I’d love to find out what went down there.. Could you guys do a post on that? Now that would be awesome. Just promise you’ll run a spell check first?

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